We tried it: Switching to natural deodorant.

SmartyPits Aluminum-Free Deodorant

Packed with prebiotics to feed the healthy bacteria that fight off foul odors, SmartyPits Aluminum-Free Deodorant is made with coconut and avocado oil and natural butters that give it glide. Free of all the baddies, this deodorant is made in the USA by a woman-owned business.

hello Sweet Coconut Deodorant

A sweet coconut scent and soothing, moisturizing shea butter make this delightful deodorant a pleasure for pits. This deodorant is free of aluminum, parabens, sulfates, and triclosan, and it’s vegan and never tested on animals. The container is made from 100 percent recycled materials.

Ursa Major Sublime Sage Deodorant

This spray-on deodorant is scented with sage, geranium, sandalwood, and lemon myrtle. It’s free of aluminum, sulfates, parabens, synthetic fragrance, petrochemicals, and it’s vegan and cruelty-free. Ursa Major Sublime Sage deodorant is made in Vermont.

“Holy snails, what the feathers! Did you use my new SmartyPits deodorant?” I asked the only man in the house. “I dunno,” he shrugged. “I’ve just been using what’s in there. I’m out of my spray.” I pondered this for a moment. “Well, how long have you been using it?” “I dunno — a few days? A week?” “And... do you like it?” “I love it,” he said, which was very strange coming from someone who is notoriously noncommittal. But he even elaborated: “It doesn’t make my shirts all white and stiff, and it smells great. People keep telling me I smell good.”

Folks, the fragrance of this deodorant is deeee-vine. Like you’re sitting in an orange grove in Orange Grove, and someone hands you an icy-cold, sparkling orange-vodka martini with a generous orange twist glimmering with deeply fragrant oils. You take a sip, and close your eyes. “Now, that’s a martini,” you say. And that’s exactly how this deodorant smells.

So I asked him if he wanted to swap out his old deodorant for SmartyPits for a month. He agreed, and I gave him the rundown of what he might experience in the process. I told him to pay very close attention at all times to what his pits were telling him.

For the next month, as soon as he got home from work, there I was, in his face. “How was your day? Are your pits dry? Did you stink at all? Do you still like the deodorant?”

And every day, I got the same answer: His pits are dry, he didn’t notice any odors, yes, he still likes it, and will I please stop bombarding him with these questions every day.

Fortunately for my sig other — but unfortunate for the dramatic arc of this article — making the switch from conventional, manly-man aerosol antiperspirant deodorant to 100 percent natural stick deodorant had absolutely zero negative side effects for him — no excessive sweating, no unfettered man-malodor. Also, he recently ran out of SmartyPits and asked me to order more, so it looks like this switch is permanent!

With the SmartyPits deo claimed by man pits, I reached for the hello Sweet Coconut with Shea Butter Deodorant for my own odoriferous underarms. I stopped bothering with deodorant when I quit teaching and became a full-time, write-from-home mom, but whenever I have to be in polite society, I try to remember to give the pits a little swipe of the somewhat dried-up Suave.

Now, I know I’m not the only one who secretly enjoys their own sweaty-pit aroma, but sometimes — like after I walk around the lake with my mom in the Nebraska heat and humidity — it does get a little… extra. But my 11-year-old is a reliable stink-o-meter, always happy to let me know when I’ve crossed the line and really need a shower.

I wondered if a natural deodorant like hello could:

• prevent body odor after a three-mile power walk if I put it on before the walk
• and mask the tangy bouquet of a three-mile power walk if I put it on after the walk



I kinda had my doubts about both.

The scent of hello’s Sweet Coconut Deodorant is far more subtle than the bright, citrusy smell of SmartyPits. It’s definitely coconutty, but not like a pina colada. The shea butter gives it a more spherical note compared to the sharper angles of SmartyPits.

For experiment A, I rubbed the deodorant on my pits eight times — up and down four times — and went for my power walk on a hot, sunny afternoon. Afterwards, I sniffed my pits and smelled only the sweet whispers of coconut and shea butter. To confirm, I asked the kid to take a whiff. She made me pay her $2 — I had to talk her down from $5 — and she agreed that my pits smelled pretty good!

For experiment B, I went for the walk on a similar day, sans deodorant. Driving home, I could smell my funky pits without having to stick my nose in there. At home, I swiped on the deodorant eight times, grabbed a couple of dollar bills, and asked the kid to smell me again. She took her money, obliged, and gave me a big thumbs-up.

The verdict: Do natural deodorants really work as well as conventional deodorants?

The hello Sweet Coconut Deodorant effectively prevents pit odor when you put it on before you sweat profusely, and it effectively masks odor when you’re already stinkin’. The important thing to know about natural deodorant is that it doesn’t prevent you from sweating (and that’s a good thing, unless you’re, say, the weather person on the news.) But it does have ingredients like arrowroot or baking soda that help absorb moisture.

Bottom line, I’ll be tossing my old (very old!) conventional deo and keeping hello around for social emergencies.

I don’t like spray deodorants because I don’t enjoy having to do the chicken dance until they dry. So I only used the Ursa Major Sublime Sage Spray Deodorant on my armpits once, just to give it a chance and say I did it.

Yep, nope, didn’t like it, although the scent is absolutely to die for — a little citrusy, a little woodsy, a little sagey — and that’s how I ended up finding a non-pit use for it after all.

There I was, late for a thing, with no clean shirts to wear — a frequent occurrence since I only have, like, four shirts I put on my body. I dug them out of the basket and tossed the one that smelled the least offensive into the dryer for a quick freshen-up. As I was about to hit the start button, my eyes fell upon the Ursa Major spray, and a lightbulb went on in my head.

I pulled the shirt back out of the dryer, sprayed it down liberally with Ursa Major — especially the pit area! — and tumbled it for five minutes.

Folks, that shirt smelled so good — even better than when it’s freshly laundered. If you love spray deodorant, I highly recommend this one. If you don’t like spray deodorant, I still highly recommend this one.

My Ursa Major spray deodorant is pretty much how I “do laundry” now, and I wouldn’t trade it for all the natural laundry detergent in the world. Sometimes, I even spritz it in the air for a little natural room fragrance. 10 out of 10, I would happily make the mistake of buying it again!